There's no such thing in life as a free lunch, unless Enda is paying.
2. Video tape myself covered in ketchup while sitting in the bath eating chocolate and crying to Adele and then send it to Obama.
I appreciate a decent Adele song just like the next person.
3. Decorate my own Justin Bieber theme Cave in the wild and completely devote my life Justin Bieber and Justin Bieberism and only eat the food I caught out in the wild while also being raised by a heard of bears.
#BELIEVE
4. Demand that monopoly money be used as Ireland's only currency by chaining myself to the Spire and wearing a monopoly board as my only form of clothing.
At this stage, we could use cow shite as a form of currency and we'd do alright .
5. Pretend to be Danielle The Mystical Unicorn and wear a toilet roll on my head and casually neigh at people getting off the Luas.
I don't use public transport, I got here on a rainbow.
6. Stand up mid-mass in Church and exclaim " THE MONEY WAS ONLY RESTING IN THE ACCOUNT"
Forgive me father for I have sinned
7. Kick a street lamp on Grafton Street, cry and scream and then tell it "Im sorry baby come back to me"
No one understands the real light inside me that I have for love.
8. Marry Steve Buscemi
9. Build a functioning but paper Robot made entirely out of pictures of Simon Cowels face.
Some man for one man.
10. Listen to all of the Nickleback Albums
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